it happened today. at a dumpster near you (if you happen to live near me).
after cleaning at work, and eating raw food for half the day, i decided to go freegan for the rest of the afternoon. what do i mean? eat barely any raw foods, eat only foods i find for free. it was an experiment. a very long, tiring experiment.
it started with a white flour tortilla from la perla.
following that, i scored a backpack FULL of bananas. we're talking pounds. apparently the somalian grocery stores get rid of their spotty bananas on monday. well, this was the only raw thing i got from a dumpster. i ended up eating two bananas.
i then went to st vincent de paul thrift store, where they allow you to take up to two loaves of bread from a cart of freebies. i chose a whole-wheat loaf. ate three pieces of that along my walk.
went to midtown after that and sampled some pineapple and grapefruit. also an olive from holy land.
i think somewhere along the way i took a bite of an m&m cookie. and a nibble of some pizza...
next i went to my friends' house to give them the bananas and the loaf of bread. they shared with me some dumpstered feta cheese (yeah, sounds sketchy), peanut butter, and another tortilla.
after this there was a dry spell for a while, but i think the next thing i had was three samples of bread from lund's.
i was then ready for dessert. luckily i found some at wuollet bakery: a small piece of some raspberry cake with creamy frosting, and a bite from each of four danish-type pasteries. gross.
the dessert kept coming. i then found a bunch of little debie's cakes at the loon grocery. i had never eaten these in my life, so i took a nibble of each: swiss rolls, honey buns, fudgy rounds, zebra cake, some fudge cake thing. OMGDISGUSTING!!!!!!!!! i still feel like barfing.
so, fortunately, after all that i only found packaged food that i will not eat today. some macaroni noodles from second harvest heartland (no shit), pinto beans, macaroni and cheese (for my friends), a can of grapefruit juice, and a can of apple juice.
so to recap my freegan eats:
tortilla
banana
bread
pinapple
grapefruit slice
olive
m&m cookie
pizza
feta cheese
peanut butter
cake
pasteries
little debbie's
macaroni
...and cheese
pinto beans
grapefruit juice
apple juice
i ate a TON of SHIT. i dont feel too horrible, except there is a lumpish sensation in my belly. i drunk some emergen-c and now im going to have a bunch of water and brush my teeth. and do some yoga. i wonder how many miles i walked in six hours? i think i walked about 10 miles in 3-4 hours last week...today involved a lot of covering the same ground over and over, so its hard to find out. anyway, i am looking forward to eating mainly raw again! theres so much horrible food out there...in our dumpsters...haha
EDIT: here, roughly, is the route: URL for this route is: http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2663533
so it was over 11 miles. i probably went a little more than that, since i was going back and forth along the streets to the alleys and cutting in and out from behind buildings. it was a lot of pacing around. im kind of foot-tired.